TLPTPW--the just win edition

Chris S
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I give up with this place,

I give up with this place, all the inmates have lost it :-))

Is there a doctor in the house?

 

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

RandyC
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I believe we've got a Doctor

I believe we've got a Doctor of Ophthalmology and a Doctor of Divinity in the back room. 

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Mike Hewson
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RandyC wrote:I believe we've

RandyC wrote:
I believe we've got a Doctor of Ophthalmology and a Doctor of Divinity in the back room. 

Indeed. The former sez to the latter "I have my eye on you", and the reply is "I believe you".

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
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Yes, I should. And I'm just

Yes, I should. And I'm just about to take a shower and go see a friend.

Well let's hope it is in that order then :-)

The former sez to the latter "I have my eye on you", and the reply is "I believe you".

All we need is a Doctor of Philosophy then, whose reply would be "How do you both know that you exist?"

 

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

RandyC
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Chris S_2 wrote: Yes, I

Chris S_2 wrote:

Yes, I should. And I'm just about to take a shower and go see a friend. 

Well let's hope it is in that order then :-)

The former sez to the latter "I have my eye on you", and the reply is "I believe you".

All we need is a Doctor of Philosophy then, whose reply would be "How do you both know that you exist?"

 

In walks the anticipated Dr. of Philosophy.  He glances around and announces "I think, therefore I am. And I think I'd rather be somewhere else." And he walks back out the door.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Mike Hewson
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RandyC wrote:Chris S_2

RandyC wrote:
Chris S_2 wrote:

Yes, I should. And I'm just about to take a shower and go see a friend. 

Well let's hope it is in that order then :-)

The former sez to the latter "I have my eye on you", and the reply is "I believe you".

All we need is a Doctor of Philosophy then, whose reply would be "How do you both know that you exist?"

 

In walks the anticipated Dr. of Philosophy.  He glances around and announces "I think, therefore I am. And I think I'd rather be somewhere else." And he walks back out the door.

Then Dr Phil walks in and sez : "I am thinking that I seem to be seeing the unbelievable". He is struck by a massive lightning bolt and all ( except Phil ) look only upon two burnt shoes from which curls of smoke arise. A voice from above booms : "I moderate that comment !"

Silence ensues.

Booming Voice sez "Anyone else care to cast a pearl of wisdom ?"

Silence ensues.

Then in pops this really vivacious red headed girl in red shoes with three unusually costumed friends. She pulls a curtain aside and reveals this middle-aged bearded Australian guy with a telsa machine and a mike in his hand.

The guy gasps "There's no place like home". A hole opens up underneath him and he disappears down it. All look down the hole. They burst into chatter :

"It goes right through the Earth"

"To the other side"

"Gosh the middle bit looks hot"

"I see surf and hoppy things"

"That's gonna hurt"

"Sux to be him"

"What a weird stream of consciousness that guy has"

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

David S
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Data and the Combo move on to

Data and the Combo move on to "There's no business like show business." Worf looks up. "Ethel Merman." He drops his head again and covers his ears.

O'Brien, Vic Fontaine (with the Doctor's mobile emitter), and a couple of Quark's dabo girls walk in the door. The girls see Quark and head toward him while the men approach Kirk's table. Vic says "He looks just like a cop I used to know," then walks away to watch Data finish the song. Meanwhile, O'Brien sits and adds his voice to Kirk's. Janeway bows her head and rubs it. Spock considers the situation, then walks over and neck pinches both of them. Everyone within three meters applauds. Spock inclines his head in acknowledgement and resumes his seat.

In the corner, a blue box appears with a whining sound that continues for some time. Doctors 4, 6, 7, 10, and 11 come out with Leela, Peri, Ace, Belle de Jour, and Queen Victoria. They look around and take an unoccupied table. Col. Flagg sees Clara and says, "Hey! That's my disguise!"

Vic and Data launch into a duet of "You make me feel so young." Worf opens one eye to stare at them for a moment, then closes it without saying anything.

Paris gets up from the chair where the dabo girls have been trying to tempt him. "Forget it, Quark. A few years ago, this might have convinced me, but I have a daughter now. Not to mention, I'm married to a Klingon." Quark snaps his fingers and the girls straighten up and walk away. "Yeah, okay, I understand that. I was married to a Klingon once myself. But is there at least any gambling involved with this pool?"

Chris turns to Mike H. and says "Hasn't this gone on long enough? I'd like to have my quiet pub back." "Psychologically speaking, it does seem to have turned the corner from amusing to disturbing. Plus, the writing feels a little more forced than the free flow it was yesterday." He taps out a text message on his phone. In a moment, the TARDIS wavers and whines again, and Doctor 3 emerges with Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, who blows a whistle. Silence falls.

"All right, you all need to return to your own universes. Your presence all together in one place and time is causing a disturbance in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash." He turns to his future selves with a scornful look. "And you lot should well know it. Right, now, Curls and Teeth, take Sam and Dean and Castiel where they belong. Should be easy enough to navigate, even for you and your TARDIS." The designated Doctor, Leela, and the three men enter the TARDIS. It whines and fades, then resolidifies just as the next group reaches it. "You there, take the Americans back to Korea. And stay there a while. You could use a few sessions with Sydney Freedman." Hawkeye and Flagg carry Henry into the TARDIS with Radar stumbling along behind. "Umbrella, why don't you take the kangaroos and koalas back to Seti. Pinstripes, you can take Beeblebrox and his crowd back to Milliways. Your girlfriend would probably like to see it. Bow Tie, you think you can handle sorting out the whole pajamas bunch into their proper times and places?" Janeway stands by the TARDIS door, watching everyone else enter until only she, Doctor 11, and Queen Victoria are left. 11 motions for her to precede him. She bows slightly and does, followed by her majesty and the Doctor. The TARDIS fades and whines again. "Right. I'd best be off too. I sense in the Force that Han and Leia are coming here and I need to head them off. Gentlemen." Doctor 3 bows to Chris and Mike, then leads the Brigadier into the TARDIS. This time it fades out and does not reappear.

The Serenity crew walks in. "We need a drink," says Mal. They sit, he coincidentally taking the same chair Kirk first sat in.

Hercules, Iolus, Salmoneus, Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer enter, Joxer clanking and shouting "We heard there was a great party here." Mike says, "It's over." Hercules says, "I'm sorry we missed it" with his body language indicating he's quite happy to have missed it.

The floor suddenly bulges, then a hole pops open; Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck climb out and glance around. "Thith ithn't Black'th Beach!" exclaims Daffy. Bugs pulls a map out of his invisible pocket. "I knew I shoulda made that left toin at Albukoike. Carrot juice," he calls out, approaching the bar. The Abominable Snowman comes out of the hole. "I will love him and pet him and sq---." He suddenly finds the disemboweled big bad bear from Banff, still on the floor behind the bar, and begins wailing inconsolably.

"Here we go again," Chris mutters.

"Let's get out of here before the Tasmanian Devil shows up," Mike responds.

 

[Production note: the parts of Doctors 4 and 7 are NOT played by Scott and David.]

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

KSMarksPsych
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You guys are a hoot!  Just

You guys are a hoot!  Just what I needed to cheer me up.

 

On a side note, my genetics test was negative.  The cancer was pure bad luck.

Kathryn :o)

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Chris S
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Hiyah Kathryn, good to see

Hiyah Kathryn, good to see you again. Life does have bad luck I'm afraid, the way it goes sometimes. But we are all glad you are still here :-))

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

mikey
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Chris S_2 wrote:Hiyah

Chris S_2 wrote:
Hiyah Kathryn, good to see you again. Life does have bad luck I'm afraid, the way it goes sometimes. But we are all glad you are still here :-)) 

I agree with Chris....WOO HOO!!!!

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